Here I bring you a collection of all the wacky, wacky
things that I have found in Japan.
(3/19/02) |
The wacky things you find in class
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(3/19/02) |
The photo you've all waited for, Lucky Crane
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(12/7/01) |
Now, that is a slogan even your mother would approve of. (Actually, the Japanese isn't much better, the translation is and I swear it's not my translation that's bad "Tabacco, the heart's Sunday". Looks like it's going to be a Sunday, Bloody Sunday)
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(12/7/01) |
What could be wackier than the morning commute
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(10/5/01) |
It's not the dancing condom that makes this photo funny, its the porn store underneath
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(10/5/01) |
Help, I've been hit with the "sonic game beam"
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(10/5/01) |
Accuracy in advertising: The building is actually a bathroom
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(10/5/01) |
IIIIIIIIeeeeeeee, I'm being attacked by a giant mantis. Good thing nudy boy is there to save me
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(10/5/01) |
I don't know what's funnier, the pun on the word "papas" or the actual engrish. What is "latinic" anyway
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(10/5/01) |
I actually saw this on the plane ride over here. It has something to do with sumo wrestelers and the weather
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I got my hair done here
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(10/5/01) |
Go get a flower life
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(10/5/01) |
Dakara is a sports beverage. I think they focus primarily on watersports
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(10/5/01) |
The more I think about my notebook, the more I think, "you know, the English isn't really what's bad, it's the subject matter. Like did they all just sit around one day and decide 'hey, it should be the best ruled notebook ever', 'no, how 'bout the most comfortable notebook'" I do actually keep it with me always
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(10/5/01) |
So, having KFCs everywhere is kinda weird on its own, but the fact that each one has a ceramic "Colonel" out in front is even weirder. Then there is the Colonel in traditional Japanese attire
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(10/5/01) |
I didn't even know they drank coffee
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As bad as Japan's English is, you should see their Spanish
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(10/5/01) |
This was an advertisement for the airline I flew over here
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(10/5/01) |
I wish everyone had a sign that told you what they were good at, like "I make a great breakfast" or "I'm actually good at social interaction unlike your ex-girlfriend"
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(10/5/01) |
If you can look beyond the ovbious joke here, there are these really cool pictures of beer ads from what appears to be 1920's Japan. It's not funny, just cool
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(10/5/01) |
I found this at the top of Tokyo Tower. I think that the Japanese just love making up puns on common English words
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(10/5/01) |
It may look like just a small fleet of trucks but...
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(10/5/01) |
What great joy, I'm so happy. Looook, It is not I who am crazy, it is I who am maaaaaad
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(10/5/01) |
Uh huh huh, tool. If you can't read the fine print, it's "This leaf pie baked by our chef with all his heart is a piece of pastry rich in thebutter's abundant flavor"
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(10/5/01) |
Look, it's Jackie Chan's kitchen
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(10/5/01) |
Just read it, 'nuff said
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