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スキャンダラス.ギャラリー.変な日本

日本で見つかった様々な変なもの。変なアメリカのギャラリーはもうすぐ!

The 
        wacky things you find in class. (3/19/02) 授業で。。。
The 
        photo you've all waited for, Lucky Crane.(3/19/02) この機械は必要ある?
Now, 
        that is a slogan even your mother would approve of. (Actually, the Japanese 
        isn't much better, the translation is and I swear it's not my translation 
        that's bad"Tabacco, the heart's Sunday", yeah, cuz thats my 
        fun day. Looks like it's going to be a Sunday, Bloody Sunday). (12/7/01) お母さんが認めるような標語
What 
        could be wackier than the morning commute. (12/7/01) ラッシュより変なものある?
It's 
        not the dancing condom that makes this photo funny, its the porn store 
        underneath.(10/5/01) 一体?
Help, 
        I've been hit with the "sonic game beam"(10/5/01) 助けってぇえ〜、sonic game beamに打ったれた
Accuracy 
        in advertising: The building is actually a bathroom.(10/5/01) ドアの上に「Poo」が書いてあるトイレは絶対変だよ
IIIIIIIIeeeeeeee, 
        I'm being attacked by a giant mantis. Good thing nudy boy is there to 
        save me.(10/5/01) Nudy Boyって分かる?
I don't 
        know what's funnier, the pun on the word papas or the actual engrish. 
        What is "latinic" anyway.(10/5/01) 両議を持つ語句の「Papas」面白いよ。でも、「Latinic」って?
I actually 
        saw this on the plane ride over here. It has something to do with sumo 
        wrestelers and the weather.(10/5/01) 本日の天気予報、力士攻撃
I got 
        my hair done here.(10/5/01) 何か、Hair/Makeってちょっと変
Go 
        get a flower life.(10/5/01) Get a flower life
Dakara 
        is a sports beverage. I think it focuses primarily on watersports.(10/5/01) ダカラって何が入ってる?
The 
        more I think about my notebook, the more I think, "you know, the 
        English isn't really what's bad, it's the actual subject matter. Like 
        did they all just sit around one day and be like 'hey, it should be the 
        best ruled notebook ever', 'no, how 'bout the most comfortable notebook'" 
        I do actually keep it with me always.(10/5/01) 英語が変というより、意味は不明だ。もっとも快適なノートってなんだろう
So, 
        having KFCs everywhere is kinda weird on its own, but the fact that each 
        one has a ceramic "Colonel" out front of each one is even weirder. 
        Then there is the Colonel in traditional Japanese attire.(10/5/01) 日本のどこでもケンタがあるって変。そして、その数百のケンタの前にColonel Sandersの彫像が立ってるってもっと変。 だけどさ〜、袴着てるColonel Sandersさんはとんでもなく面白いよ。
I didn't 
        even know they drank coffee.(10/5/01) アーミッシュ派はコーヒーを飲むまでも知らなかった
As bad 
        as Japan's English is, you should see their Spanish.(10/5/01) スペイン語面白い
This was an 
        advertisement for the airline I flew over here.(10/5/01) どんな飛行機会社?
I wish 
        everyone had a sign that told you what they were good at, like "I 
        make a great breakfast" or "I'm actually good at social interaction 
        unlike your ex-girlfriend"(10/5/01) 皆がサイン付いてるといいね。例えば「いい朝御飯を作る」、あるいは「ダンの元彼女と違って社交にうまい」
If you can look beyond the ovbious joke here, there are these really cool 
        pictures of beer ads from what appears to be 1920's Japan. It's not funny, 
        just cool.(10/5/01) 変な日本というより変な友達のダン。後ろのポスター格好よくない?
I 
        found this at the top of Tokyo Tower. I think that the Japanese just love 
        making up puns on common English words.(10/5/01) 日本人は両議を持つ語句が好きかな〜
It may look 
        like a small fleet of trucks now, but give them say, 100 years. First 
        they were a flower delivery service, eventually serving all of Earth. 
        In a bold manuever, they decide to get into mercenary work, eventually 
        leading to one fatefull day...(10/5/01) 更に All you baseの冗談、ごめんね
What 
        great joy, I'm so happy. Looook, It is not I who am crazy, it is I who 
        am maaaaaad.(10/5/01) ここで立つだけで嬉しくなる!
Uh huh 
        huh, tool. If you can't read the fine print, it's "This leaf pie 
        baked by our chef with all his heart is a piece of pastry rich in thebutter's 
        abundant flavor"(10/5/01) 情報があり過ぎることに優れてる
Look, it's Jackie Chan's kitchen.(10/5/01) ジャッキー チャンちゃんのキッチン!
Just read 
        it, 'nuff said.(10/5/01) 英語なのにさっぱり分からない



 

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