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Here I bring you a collection of all the wacky, wacky things that I have found in Japan.

The 
        wacky things you find in class. (3/19/02) The wacky things you find in class
The 
        photo you've all waited for, Lucky Crane.(3/19/02) The photo you've all waited for, Lucky Crane
Now, 
        that is a slogan even your mother would approve of. (Actually, the Japanese 
        isn't much better, the translation is and I swear it's not my translation 
        that's bad"Tabacco, the heart's Sunday", yeah, cuz thats my 
        fun day. Looks like it's going to be a Sunday, Bloody Sunday). (12/7/01) Now, that is a slogan even your mother would approve of. (Actually, the Japanese isn't much better, the translation is and I swear it's not my translation that's bad "Tabacco, the heart's Sunday". Looks like it's going to be a Sunday, Bloody Sunday)
What 
        could be wackier than the morning commute. (12/7/01) What could be wackier than the morning commute
It's 
        not the dancing condom that makes this photo funny, its the porn store 
        underneath.(10/5/01) It's not the dancing condom that makes this photo funny, its the porn store underneath
Help, 
        I've been hit with the "sonic game beam"(10/5/01) Help, I've been hit with the "sonic game beam"
Accuracy 
        in advertising: The building is actually a bathroom.(10/5/01) Accuracy in advertising: The building is actually a bathroom
IIIIIIIIeeeeeeee, 
        I'm being attacked by a giant mantis. Good thing nudy boy is there to 
        save me.(10/5/01) IIIIIIIIeeeeeeee, I'm being attacked by a giant mantis. Good thing nudy boy is there to save me
I don't 
        know what's funnier, the pun on the word papas or the actual engrish. 
        What is "latinic" anyway.(10/5/01) I don't know what's funnier, the pun on the word "papas" or the actual engrish. What is "latinic" anyway
I actually 
        saw this on the plane ride over here. It has something to do with sumo 
        wrestelers and the weather.(10/5/01) I actually saw this on the plane ride over here. It has something to do with sumo wrestelers and the weather
I got 
        my hair done here.(10/5/01) I got my hair done here
Go 
        get a flower life.(10/5/01) Go get a flower life
Dakara 
        is a sports beverage. I think it focuses primarily on watersports.(10/5/01) Dakara is a sports beverage. I think they focus primarily on watersports
The 
        more I think about my notebook, the more I think, "you know, the 
        English isn't really what's bad, it's the actual subject matter. Like 
        did they all just sit around one day and be like 'hey, it should be the 
        best ruled notebook ever', 'no, how 'bout the most comfortable notebook'" 
        I do actually keep it with me always.(10/5/01) The more I think about my notebook, the more I think, "you know, the English isn't really what's bad, it's the subject matter. Like did they all just sit around one day and decide 'hey, it should be the best ruled notebook ever', 'no, how 'bout the most comfortable notebook'" I do actually keep it with me always
So, 
        having KFCs everywhere is kinda weird on its own, but the fact that each 
        one has a ceramic "Colonel" out front of each one is even weirder. 
        Then there is the Colonel in traditional Japanese attire.(10/5/01) So, having KFCs everywhere is kinda weird on its own, but the fact that each one has a ceramic "Colonel" out in front is even weirder. Then there is the Colonel in traditional Japanese attire
I didn't 
        even know they drank coffee.(10/5/01) I didn't even know they drank coffee
As bad 
        as Japan's English is, you should see their Spanish.(10/5/01) As bad as Japan's English is, you should see their Spanish
This was an 
        advertisement for the airline I flew over here.(10/5/01) This was an advertisement for the airline I flew over here
I wish 
        everyone had a sign that told you what they were good at, like "I 
        make a great breakfast" or "I'm actually good at social interaction 
        unlike your ex-girlfriend"(10/5/01) I wish everyone had a sign that told you what they were good at, like "I make a great breakfast" or "I'm actually good at social interaction unlike your ex-girlfriend"
If you can look beyond the ovbious joke here, there are these really cool 
        pictures of beer ads from what appears to be 1920's Japan. It's not funny, 
        just cool.(10/5/01) If you can look beyond the ovbious joke here, there are these really cool pictures of beer ads from what appears to be 1920's Japan. It's not funny, just cool
I 
        found this at the top of Tokyo Tower. I think that the Japanese just love 
        making up puns on common English words.(10/5/01) I found this at the top of Tokyo Tower. I think that the Japanese just love making up puns on common English words
It may look 
        like a small fleet of trucks now, but give them say, 100 years. First 
        they were a flower delivery service, eventually serving all of Earth. 
        In a bold manuever, they decide to get into mercenary work, eventually 
        leading to one fatefull day...(10/5/01) It may look like just a small fleet of trucks but...
What 
        great joy, I'm so happy. Looook, It is not I who am crazy, it is I who 
        am maaaaaad.(10/5/01) What great joy, I'm so happy. Looook, It is not I who am crazy, it is I who am maaaaaad
Uh huh 
        huh, tool. If you can't read the fine print, it's "This leaf pie 
        baked by our chef with all his heart is a piece of pastry rich in thebutter's 
        abundant flavor"(10/5/01) Uh huh huh, tool. If you can't read the fine print, it's "This leaf pie baked by our chef with all his heart is a piece of pastry rich in thebutter's abundant flavor"
Look, it's Jackie Chan's kitchen.(10/5/01) Look, it's Jackie Chan's kitchen
Just read 
        it, 'nuff said.(10/5/01) Just read it, 'nuff said



 

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